[Dean Kowalski]

~Turning you on with the lights turned off~

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Oh hell yeah, we're back. This blog first started cumming to you live in 4D during Stranded in Tuamotus, and has had a bit of a hiatus since then, but I've decided to do another run of it, this time as a host. The first installment was a blog of my ramblings that were daily/weekly updates, but in my own words, however this Andes version is actually 18+ and not anywhere near as serious. If you want something serious, read Loveita's daily updates. They're actually helpful and good!

We're gonna list the most sextable people on this cast. You can thank that otter Mike for the sext rank idea, and I'm merging it with my former blog to make... whatever will happen in this thread. Let's begin our first round. Welcome to DDDD!

Remember this is just for fun at the end of the day.

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Castaways, how will you be ranked just based off of your first week in the game? Here are the descriptions thus far.

• Abraham you know he likes cuddles. Whether it's only cuddles, or some good aftercare, you know Abraham is down to be hugged in the covers. I'm not sure how that'd translate to sexting though, kind of feels like that reserved shy sexting that doesn't go much dirty.
• Danny is a true chad. Gives us one good night of pleasure and then ghosts us the next morning. Dude is a player and deserves respect for the cum n' go lifestyle. He wouldn't give Gillian/Kelsey a dildo as a gift, he'd give the whole better package upfront.
• Deshawn had to ask me about swearing in confessionals, what the fuck? How do you sext if you're not saying "fuck me with that big meat daddy"? I don't think this guy would be a prude and would need to be eased into it, but I think he could be down.
• Evvie I could see being freaky. Definitely would have a pride month special 50% off on that OnlyFans. Not sure if there would be much sexting on Stranded from her but you best know when the reunion is happening there'd be nudies afloat in the background.
• Heather has to be a prude of some sorts. Could give Tanzania Chelsea a run for her money on the level of prudeness. Definitely a born-again Christian below the waist. Then again, born-agains can be some of the kinkiest sexually repressed people you'll ever meet.
• Sara would be a perfect hate-fuck. You see that anger and passion in that confessional? Sara may not say much else besides "fuck you/me", but Sara would be the best hate-fuck you ever had and you'd feel gross about it after, which just means you did it right.
• Shan would be such a great sexter. Very detailed, and would know exactly what you want to hear. The quintessential goldilocks sexter. Nothing too long or short, nothing too rough or vanilla either, just right.
• Xander fucks. Extroverted gay stoner, no way he isn't into some crazy shit. I bet you could tattoo the entire Bee Movie script on his dick it's that long. Although he gives bottom energy too, but hung bottoms are valid. Point is, if IMs ever got steamy with him it would get STEAMY.
• Aaron already complimented my new profile picture and knows how to flatter. His sext potential is through the roof. I know that nose of his has to have gotten acquainted with poppers. I bet he would love to try it out while sexting on a weekend where there was no challenge or tribal.
• Denise could shart out processed chicken tenders to get out of tribal council and I'd still sext her up. How could you not? Imagine throbbing while you feel that amazingly gorgeous mullet make contact with your abs.
• Erik got that hot accent and sexy beard which I love, but he doesn't really have that much excitement or activity level. It's like an example of those hotties on Grindr who don't know how to use more than 2 words in a sentence. Yes you'd wanna sext at first, but it likely wouldn't be worth it in the overall end.
• Frosti has to own a kink dungeon. I'm getting major brat vibes; he doesn't want to be in charge but he sure as fuck isn't submissive and can tease Doms. I can see that avatar in kink gear and I have no idea why. Maybe its the resting bitch face combined with his meltdown after last challenge.
• Jaime married her middle school sweetheart, so because she didn't get to have those slutty college years, you know they have potential as swingers. When you sext one you could sext both, and the threesome just writes itself. Maybe even film it, with how much videos she posts here.
• Jean-Robert feels like the kind of guy who tells his mates he's gonna tag pussy later tonight, then goes back to his computer, nuts and uses his shirt as a cumrag, then wears said shirt as he goes about the rest of the day like nothing is out of the ordinary. AKA not the best sexter.
• Leslie would be a very thorough sexter, she asks all the questions. I could see her being more into roleplay type of stuff, where you have to set the setting and location and character backgrounds first before sexting. Maybe she'd want to do nun or priest roleplay first. Enter that chapel.
• Sherea wanted to be last on this list in the lurker server, but also reverse that. Good with me! She has shown a ton more sass lurking with us than she did in her app/interview/playing this game combined. She'd be a cougar with lips that could suck the soul out of your dick.

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Time to sort these into my own personal tiers:

A+larm Clock tier: Sherea, Danny, Xander, Aaron, Shan
B+ Squeal like a Hog tier: Evvie, Leslie, Jaime, Sara, Frosti
C+ Watered Mouth tier: Deshawn, Erik, Denise, Abraham
D+ Most toxic sexter Missy has ever seen: Heather, Jean-Robert

[Dean Kowalski]

Due to the stoner alliance being our F3, this blog is now celibate. Nothing excites me anymore, no amount of Viagra can fix this endgame.

F+ not amazingly gorgeous tier: Abraham, Xander, Evvie

(Lamebraham, Xanax, Eevee)